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Just keep telling yourself you can handle a day with Cyndie. Keep trying to convince yourself your prepared, like you really know what you're doing. Just try and process your total lack of talent and experience into some sort of machismo confidence and try your best to but on a good face because when she gets there you will have only one chance to impress her. Like a leopard she can totally sense fear and if you give her an inch she will tear you to shreds.

If by some ungodly chance in hell you just happen to make that good moment happen you will never regret your decision. She will give you the best shots you can make and more. She is the best I have ever personally worked with, and i know in my heart of hearts that the work she has done with me was nothing but charity -- because even i don't deserve her. Flat out.

- scott church